We always seem to have funny conversations at bathtime.Tonight it went:

L: Mummy, do you have a sore finger?
Me: No
L: Do you have a sore toe?
Me: No
L: Do you have a sore beard?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't have a beard!
L: Do you have a sore chin?
Me: No!
L: Is your nose starting to twitch?